Hello and welcome to the world of NFTs. This week we had a few guys from Chicago who are very invested in explaining what they are and how they work. Now, I’m not going to lie…every time I hear about NFTs, I have a really hard time understanding that it’s not complete bullshit. I never wanted to be involved. Never seen the value. I always rolled my eyes. That was until these guys explained “The DAO” to me.

Now I’m in on it ponzi scheme legitimate and beneficial investment scheme opportunity. DAO stands for “Decentralized Autonomous Organization” and it is the key to fulfilling my dream of becoming a professional sports owner. I’ve wanted to own a professional sports team since I was a kid, probably like many of you, but there was this barrier to entry that kept me from achieving my dream. The barrier was specifically millions and millions of dollars. Now thanks to the DAO this is no longer a problem as we can simply raise funds by selling bullshit membership artwork to you and the rest of the web.

We (someone else) will create an NFT and sell it with the promise that we can raise enough money to then buy an English football team. These English Championship Division football teams are incredibly cheap compared to American professional sports franchises. My favorite team, Nottingham Forest, has a market value of around $36 million. That’s it. For the price of a Mike Trout season, you can own a professional sports team. It would probably be more like 2 seasons of Mike Trout in an actual assessment given that NFFC are on their way to the Premier League where the real money is, but it’s neither here nor there.

I’m going to sell you stocks, the stools, and together we’re going to raise that money to live out our dreams of owning a team. The way DAO works is that when you buy the shares, we enter into a contract, and that contract will probably have wording that says I’m the managing partner and a percentage of the share stays in my pocket, but that’s not is just the fine print and it’s to create a bit of hierarchy. The DAO will need a bit of centralized autonomy (for me). Then when the team value goes up and we make a ton of money being in the Prem, YOU all get real dollar dividends on top of owning a valuable piece of digital art that you could also sell when you crave this. It’s a win-win for everyone involved. I will broadcast the matches on Barstool. We will sell goods to all of America. Sports betting boosts. The money comes and goes and the team goes to the moon.

Someone just does the tech and gives me the responsibility and I take care of the rest. I promise. If you want to do your due diligence on Nottingham Forest, you can read the article below. I am eager to take your money our partnership